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Sunday, April 9, 2017

Mad Mac Splatter said I'll Pit by my Damn Self! You Pus...OUCH!




MadSplatter is known for having some wild and loony friends for sure but we got this one friend, maybe you heard of him, he was so excited and happy to be with us that when no one at the bar started dancing  He proceeded to dance with himself; ran up in-between us an took a Stage Dive into the empty floor \mad/  I got to tell ya, that was the most dedicatedly disturbing thing I have witnessed since joining the band.  love ya bro as do all the members. We know, Hell dwiG has fallen off the stage about 6 times in the last 2 years, once through the back curtain...
    Our Bud here has hurt himself in a most unfortunate way, he has broken Both his legs just below the knees. Yes my Metal loving brutally hugging friends our Bud Richard has put himself out of work now for a considerably long time.
MadSplatter is going to donate some of the proceeds from our Splatter Bash out of our bands cut  to him and his wife and a donations jar will be placed out for all who wish to help our Mad Fan a little bit.
We are also contemplating doing a benefit show devoted solely to him , our pal Brian has already begun looking into a place and we will be making inquiry's to other bands who may wish to participate.    




The Show we were performing was located at Mario's Barrel House. The stage is on the side of the building and fenced in around a few tables and a bar on the side of the building. We loved the set up but being outside causes some hearing difficulty from the stage perspective and we didn't bring monitors so we just turned up loud and dove right in..., er I mean uh,...
  




  Deceptive Intruder jammed first showing off there front man and Metal up the Pizza joint. Like there style man, I like what there doing there. It's heavy and fulfillingly entertaining. They got through there hole set with no apparent issues; sounded real good fellows!!!!!
MadSplatter got through our first song, turned up a little louder  and began to play Putrid Fiend when Rich had taken all he could stand and decided to show the crowd what there supposed to be doing! Well, not quite like that brother; damn! Both of em, at the same time!?!!!.
Mad jammed through the whole song with him laying on the concrete with one leg facing one way and the other looking like a fucked up prosthetic.  Oh and it was his birthday also.....
Happy Birthday man! We love your enthusiasm! I'm sure you didn't mean that when you said break a leg you were referring to the people in the pit! 
The biggest number 1 MadSplatter Fan in the world! Broke both his legs, jumping all around acting like a lunatic,  all by himself showing his love and appreciation for Metal; on his birthday.











Come out to our next few shows and help us try and scrounge up something to help him along; Splatter Bash  April 22. Going to be as brutal as breaking your own legs man                       \mad/




Monday, March 20, 2017

MadSplatter Weekend of Madness

    From Renaissance Festivals to Family Carnivals this past weekend has found tAMPA bAY to be full of adventure and interesting displays of a variety of culture coexisting in the area. It's quite unfortunate that we can't make it out to every cool event  or bare witness to All that showcase the extraordinary and often unique life styles We as a community share.

 
MadSplatter , Death Metal Band from Zephyrhills, experienced back to back nights of Metal Bliss; that is a 36 hr loud, aggressively entertaining Metal Party  \m/  Fuck Yeah dude.... well, we had to sleep off the first hangover so more like 30 hrs and the majority of the loud music was through radios But however we hung out and jammed with 6 bands total. Two nights of Madness only the likes of our fucked up comune of friends could endure. If you weren't with us you missed it man   \mad/

  Our first act of lunacy took place at our favorite swamp bar the Brass Mug with  Deceptive Intruder firing their front dick (not true; he's a quitter) and breaking their base pedal before performing a powerfully inspiring instrumental arrangement. What setbacks? These guys are good \m/




    South of Resthaven ,a misfit crew of exhilarating artists totally capable of carrying a entire night by themselves, treated us all to some remarkable cover tunes. Nailing their parts and riffs like the professionals they are, with dueling guitar solos over beats and rhythms straight out of hell.




























Not sure who brought the toilet paper but i'm sure it created a flashback Heather didn't want to experience however, We Loved It \m/




 Some of our most fondest memories are of TP'ing the stage for  Gardy-Loo  and that's exactly what happened.  All our favorites including  Dr. Foster  and  The first Shit of the Morning



                                                                                                                                                                                                       













 it's a little disheartening to see the size of the audience but it makes it more like a private showing for our punk asses \m/                                                
     we sang Gardy-Loo all the next day preparing for the actual Private Party  coming that evening and dude....


 I saw a lot of pictures posted from peoples and some Facebook Live videos worth looking up.  You could see a lot of different things from different peoples 'cording the same thing... \m/








most everyone from that first night came to the next and brought friends \m/  Holy Hell Batman!!!  Fire breathing Gargoyles and Gyro Wheels   i counted 20 coolers of beer and about 15 bottles of liquor; you fuckers really are Putrid Fiends              \m/ (^..^) \m/

    Fucking  MurdeRide is the shit dude \m/  They kicked off the Jams around about 8:30 that evening setting the pace and the Bar so fucking high all the rest of the bands had to nail their shit to the cross just to maintain the arrora those fuckers created. \m/
    Weird statues and a witchery atmosphere is a perfect environment for  Three Knuckles Deep  style of Metal. All agree that is when the party went off the chain. These brothers from up state are straight up  Heavy as fuck
    you losers who stayed out by the creepy shit in the yard should've been in the main house when these guys damn near tore it down. Fucking Brutal...
 ....wait, who the fuck put a tree in the middle of the house?!, Oh! Really, they built the house around the tree using it for the main structural support?  Well, its petrified now and my head didn't budge it so We're good \m/ As you were solder... lol

    Speaking of the tree, I saw a circle Pit wrapping that bitch during Bloated Body-Toss
wow... Dusty said," Look! i can't call none of them, not even one a pussy!"  You guys who claim the tittle of "Mad Family" really are a bunch of psychotic Crazy-Ass Fucking Friends....


GraveRot  Tampa Fucking Death Metal  need I say more?  Perfect close to a perfect show  Heavy, on point Loud as fuck Death Metal \m/  spirits were raised this night to come and join in some of the most epic riffage and moshing this dimension has ever seen. Body's flying with horns in the air  equipment smashing with very little care and a drunk or three falling in the sea of madness {the pond in the back, come on people; walk much?}

 We had an amazing time this whole weekend. We love all of you crazy bitches, and your demons  too...\m/

  Have you had enough yet? Splatter Bash 2017 just up ahead on your left. Bring a buddy to sacrifice to the pit

   
   

Sunday, February 5, 2017

MadSplatter @ Venom's Back Room


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Huge Thanks to Tony and the Tampa Bay Mosh Team  for the invite to Venom's Back Room in New Port Richey; we had an excellent time eating and drinking and watching some kick ass performances.  Burgers and wings, Strong Whiskey and Cold Beer and one Powerfully  Metalized Atmosphere.

Dethstar Thrive bringing the night alive with an audience participated "Tap and Pull" Beer Shotgun Solo that set the pace for the rest of the evening. Loved this Passionately Energised band and plan on many future  gigs with you guys.
 Hate Tank   Fired the level up with Powerfully Dominating Metal Statements not meant for the weak willed and Sheep minded 
Excellent grooves  \m/
  Good Guys right here yall. Come hang out with them, get to know em , you'll be glad you did; they might teach you something  \m/ ^..^ \m/









Drastic Fall  is the Most Entertaining Band We've Had the honor of Jamming with. Love performing with these guys ; a few times now and every show has been fun to watch. Excellent composement of effects and performance.  Mostly instrumental and completely captivating

























MadSplatter brought the place back to a humble Roar of  Death and Swamp-Rot Metal 
     Yep! dwig's finger is still broken , but healing well






                               

 Cunningham Wake  fitting to take the Headliner Spot for this evening.  Heavy riffs and dominating the appearance  of  a  Metal Band  this group concord the stage and the audience with a Main Stage Presence



 \M/  (^..^)  \M/  want more gigs with this group  \M/  (^..^)  \M/


We thank you all who attended, had a very good time and we will be back New Port Richey


Thursday, February 2, 2017

MadSplatter closes Brass Mug's Stage of Death


  Splatter Family; Joining in the fun  Heretical Lacerations  Grasping at the Shadow   Untoten Krieg   and two of our Favorite locals   GraveRot and Dark Disciple
  Another glorious night of fiascos and debauchery for our
  Graciously accepting  the Headliner position  MadSplatter did what we do best; We showed up early, Drink a lot of drinks and Gave some support and respect for our fellow performers.  Purchased some "band shirts"   talked a lot of shit about nothings with some familiar faces  and met some new folks who just wanted to meet and greet and slam some shots  \m/  (^..^)  \m/    
                


Bartenders  Sound and Door Crews  We thank you very much for putting up with us and our nonsense filled destructive personalities; For those of us who don't get out much these gatherings of friends Going to the Show  are as important as any Holiday Family Gatherings and make us each feel welcomed and appreciated .,.. Now lets get in the front and Punch Someone  (^..^)