From Renaissance Festivals to Family Carnivals this past weekend has found tAMPA bAY to be full of adventure and interesting displays of a variety of culture coexisting in the area. It's quite unfortunate that we can't make it out to every cool event or bare witness to All that showcase the extraordinary and often unique life styles We as a community share.MadSplatter , Death Metal Band from Zephyrhills, experienced back to back nights of Metal Bliss; that is a 36 hr loud, aggressively entertaining Metal Party \m/ Fuck Yeah dude.... well, we had to sleep off the first hangover so more like 30 hrs and the majority of the loud music was through radios But however we hung out and jammed with 6 bands total. Two nights of Madness only the likes of our fucked up comune of friends could endure. If you weren't with us you missed it man \mad/
Our first act of lunacy took place at our favorite swamp bar the Brass Mug with Deceptive Intruder firing their front dick (not true; he's a quitter) and breaking their base pedal before performing a powerfully inspiring instrumental arrangement. What setbacks? These guys are good \m/
South of Resthaven ,a misfit crew of exhilarating artists totally capable of carrying a entire night by themselves, treated us all to some remarkable cover tunes. Nailing their parts and riffs like the professionals they are, with dueling guitar solos over beats and rhythms straight out of hell.
Not sure who brought the toilet paper but i'm sure it created a flashback Heather didn't want to experience however, We Loved It \m/
Some of our most fondest memories are of TP'ing the stage for Gardy-Loo and that's exactly what happened. All our favorites including Dr. Foster and The first Shit of the Morning
it's a little disheartening to see the size of the audience but it makes it more like a private showing for our punk asses \m/
we sang Gardy-Loo all the next day preparing for the actual Private Party coming that evening and dude....
most everyone from that first night came to the next and brought friends \m/ Holy Hell Batman!!! Fire breathing Gargoyles and Gyro Wheels i counted 20 coolers of beer and about 15 bottles of liquor; you fuckers really are Putrid Fiends \m/ (^..^) \m/
Fucking MurdeRide is the shit dude \m/ They kicked off the Jams around about 8:30 that evening setting the pace and the Bar so fucking high all the rest of the bands had to nail their shit to the cross just to maintain the arrora those fuckers created. \m/
Weird statues and a witchery atmosphere is a perfect environment for Three Knuckles Deep style of Metal. All agree that is when the party went off the chain. These brothers from up state are straight up Heavy as fuck
you losers who stayed out by the creepy shit in the yard should've been in the main house when these guys damn near tore it down. Fucking Brutal...
....wait, who the fuck put a tree in the middle of the house?!, Oh! Really, they built the house around the tree using it for the main structural support? Well, its petrified now and my head didn't budge it so We're good \m/ As you were solder... lol
Speaking of the tree, I saw a circle Pit wrapping that bitch during Bloated Body-Tosswow... Dusty said," Look! i can't call none of them, not even one a pussy!" You guys who claim the tittle of "Mad Family" really are a bunch of psychotic Crazy-Ass Fucking Friends....
GraveRot Tampa Fucking Death Metal need I say more? Perfect close to a perfect show Heavy, on point Loud as fuck Death Metal \m/ spirits were raised this night to come and join in some of the most epic riffage and moshing this dimension has ever seen. Body's flying with horns in the air equipment smashing with very little care and a drunk or three falling in the sea of madness {the pond in the back, come on people; walk much?}We had an amazing time this whole weekend. We love all of you crazy bitches, and your demons too...\m/
Have you had enough yet? Splatter Bash 2017 just up ahead on your left. Bring a buddy to sacrifice to the pit
